my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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