Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
only you would photoshop your dick
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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