I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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