i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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