why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Where is the hickey?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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