I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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