She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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