I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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