I don't think brook has ever known best
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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