it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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