I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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