The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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