"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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