I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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