i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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