i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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