Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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