you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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