All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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