I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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