We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I party with great urgency now.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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