i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
