Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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