The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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