do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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