The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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