at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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