just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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