Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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