it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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