He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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