i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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