Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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