I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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