Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He better not be in your backpack
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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