i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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