Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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