i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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