did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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