broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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