Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It's like God shit irony all over that family
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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