Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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