oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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