I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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