why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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