just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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