just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Sorry about my life...
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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