ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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