Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
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My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Life is so much better after having sex.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
there is glitter all over my balls
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