Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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