I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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