I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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