its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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