I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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