I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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